DEADSKINS

In early stages of applying to be a foster mom for a new football team. The Redskins are so very sad this year; I am left with little choice but to look elsewhere for sideline excitement. Even though Santana had stellar performance yesterday, he can't save the team. WPost's Jason La Canfora's Monday morning H-Back analysis is pretty spot-on - especially his references to JC/first-time starter clunker performance and the fact that Nick the Kick will be no more. It's depressing - and I'm now taking suggestions for new teams.