TURN-ONS:
1) Man-waiter with curly hair at Tia Pol restaurant in Chelsea. He was as yummy as the food was, and I think we had a moment.
2) Billy's Bakery cupcakes. Sweet buttercream - Sweet Jesus!
3) Rob Marciano of CNN
4) Heather's Superbowl party dip. I wanted a spoon.
5) Irish accents.
TURN-OFFS:
1) Men reading Harry Potter books. Come on - not in public.
2) People throwing up on the subway.
3) People who refuse to wear deodorant - a dangerous 'trend' started by idiot Matthew McConaughey.
4) Guys who emasculate themselves by doing yoga.
5) People who spit while walking down the street.
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you are going to be turned off by me then. i will be defiantly, openly, lovingly, confidently, brashly reading harry potter on the subway soon when the new book comes out. gryffindor forever!
Nope. Men doin' yoga, not masculine.
Men with no hair on their legs: not masculine.
And men in Europe sometimes ride around town on girls' bikes. Also not masculine.
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