While getting a blowout today - I started talking to a customer's 7-year-old kid. We played "I Spy" while she waited for her mom's pedicure and I got my tresses in shape. During conversation - while she played with my snake ring, she quizzed me a bit:
She asked if I was rich - I said no.
She asked how old I was - I said 30.
She asked if I was married - I said no.
She asked if I had a boyfriend - and I said no.
She then said, "You'll never get married or a boyfriend because you're 30 and you're old now."
I sank behind my bangs - while simultaneously wanting to drop-kick the brat.
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That child just doomed herself to a long life of poverty and lonliness. I think I may personally see to it.
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