In Your Face!

My Facebook obsession keeps growing - and some of the NYC group names are hilarious:

- God I hate the MTA
- Boyfriends Suck
- I Don't Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
- Magnolia Cupcakes Are Overrated
- I Must Admit I LOVE Little Debbie
- I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back of the Head
- Everything I know about Basketball, I learned from One Tree Hill

Lodging

I'm still looking for an apartment and I forgot how much the whole stupid NYC process stinks. *They call it a broker because after one, you're broke.

Inner Child?

While getting a blowout today - I started talking to a customer's 7-year-old kid. We played "I Spy" while she waited for her mom's pedicure and I got my tresses in shape. During conversation - while she played with my snake ring, she quizzed me a bit:

She asked if I was rich - I said no.
She asked how old I was - I said 30.
She asked if I was married - I said no.
She asked if I had a boyfriend - and I said no.

She then said, "You'll never get married or a boyfriend because you're 30 and you're old now."

I sank behind my bangs - while simultaneously wanting to drop-kick the brat.

upDATES - downDATES

Blitz of dates recently has me gearing up for the massive Pity Party blowout I'm throwing this weekend...

1) Bland Bob - investment consultant - country club rich - has golf group and poker buddies - has no sense of humor - he loves Maryland and is a Terp, which the Virginian in me finds appalling. next.
2) Earsplitting Nick - from Trenton, NJ - pronounces 'that' as 'dat' - jersey accent harshens throughout night - he drives a Firebird - I pay for everything. next.
3) Hipster Chris - supposed to go watch Chris the DJ spin tomorrow night in Brooklyn... but since I haven't spoken to him since his invite two weeks ago - I don't even want to go.

Yep, it's really sad folks.

Male Confirmation

Alex got got confirmation from her outspoken man-cousin - who says with certainty that most men with any self-dignity will not date a smarter woman - or one who makes more money. He actually said this... out loud. It's no longer an internal theory... it's out there.

A Dressing Down by Make Up

Sign of aging: foundation alone no longer does it; you have to wallet dig for concealer.

The Bachelor Still A Bachelor...

What? The latest 'Bachelor' couple didn't work out?!? You don't say!
Let the snarkfest for the next season begin!